FLASHBACK!!!!!!!

oh i forgot........
whilst we were at the campsite in potsdam(berlin) we saw these two girls come walking down the path towards us after we had already been for a swim,(and i mean these two in bikinis would make you want to go and jump in all over again).
so after oggling at them for the next day and a half we eventually ended up talking to them on our last night, well i say we shane went to the toilet and eventually when he came back he said he had been talking to them and liked on of them.so being the good mate that i am i came over to give him a helping hand, i mean how can he chat one of them up with the other one there and unfortunately although they are sisters i had to put up with trying to talk to the younger one whilst he went after the older one.little did i know how much younger untill i asked and then took a step back and just carried on talking so that she wouldnt go over and interupt shane mid-flow.....being nice as i am.but in the end everything that i had done to help the poor boy he managed to mess up all by himself.as we all congregated to say goodnight (being the ample opportunity for shane to ask her to go for a walk or something) he took a step back and stretched but it seemed that whilst stretching he managed to relax a certain area which made the most delightful noise.....a fart!!!!!!yes after all his hard work and my help he went and farted right in from of them whilst everything else was quiet and no one was speaking.talk about a mood killer, never have i seen two people hurriedly say goodnight and leave in that fashion before in my life.......and of course shane is left standing there like a pillock not knowing what to do or say after his action, so hanging his head in shame he goes to bed......silly silly boy......
(now please that has to be up for some kind of award for network)